Where do the candidates stand on modern biology?
1: Terrifying.
2: I continue to be in love with Mike Gravel. If I had any intention of voting, he’d be my man.
Quoted: Mike Gravel — Has been rather emphatic on the subject. “My God, evolution is a fact, and if these people are disturbed by being the descendants of monkeys and fishes, they’ve got a mental problem. We can’t afford the psychiatric bill for them. That ends the story as far as I’m concerned.”